Colbert vs. Sharp Blades

This is just bizarre. That neurotic weirdo Colbert (from the aptly named Colbert Report) signed a sponsorship deal with U.S. speed skating. Its a match made in hell. I guess they'll try to do anything to try to oust the Canadian speed skating powerhouses in 2010. The U.S. teams financial woes worsened after Dutch bank DSB came up short on $300,000 of sponsorship money a month ago. The U.S. team worried that they wouldn't be able to fly to World Cups and what not. Colbert raised 40 gs in 24 hours for the team. Colbert has also generated controversy by bashing Canadian organizers for supposedly providing Canadian skaters with preferential access to the Richmond Oval and other Olympic venues while turning other skaters away. He has also bashed all Canadians as "Syrup Suckers." The fact is Colbert is a bona fide crack head and he should stick to his crappy shtick and brain dead audience of nimrods. Stay the hell away from the Olympics, buddy.